Britney Spears Caught Cheating on K-Fed?!

Has Britney Spears been caught on tape cheating on K-fed? That’s a question everyone is dying to know! Well, it all started in January of 2006 when The Star posted a story saying that Kevin cheated with ex-adult film star Kendra Jade during a weekend getaway in Las Vegas. The Star says that while Brit was away, Federline slid to Sin City where Kevin and Kendra partied, cuddled and made out during a seven-hour romp in her suite with several other friends.

Then to add insult to injury, shortly after mothers day a second story broke stating that K-fed was up to no good yet AGAIN! Rumor has it that he spent the day with ex-lover Shar Jackson instead of with current wife and mother-of-his-child, Britney Spears.

Well, leave it up to Britney to confuse the press! First she was spotted in public with Kevin then, to throw us all off, she was spotted with another man! That’s right, a “mystery man”. At first this “mystery dude” was called Sean Preston’s nanny…or, eh, “manny” (Male Nanny). But then, as always, the truth began to pour out! This mysterious companion is none other than Perry Taylor. He’s a 28-year-old Naval Academy graduate who played on Navy's lacrosse team and who grew up and went to high school in the Washington, D.C., area.

But this is where is gets really weird! Perry and his girlfriend, a six-foot brunette, moved to the West Coast so that Perry could pursue a career in private security. So Perry got a job helping another blonde celebrity (whose name isn’t mentioned). Then, in some odd twist of events, he lands the job working for Brit.
However, he admits to knowing NOTHING about children! Even Perry’s mother told the press "He's just beginning to learn about babies," she says, adding that “Not too long ago he asked a friend of his how old babies have to be before they open their eyes.” Then, there’s yet another twist in the story!

MSNBC.com reports that Perry is actually a bodyguard…well, that’s what his mother told the press anyways. And to add to the mounds of confusion, Star Magazine featured him on the cover of the June 2006 issue as “Britney’s Sexy New Stand-In Husband!”. But this article contradicts everything that was uncovered previously by printing “He’s good with kids and he’s always there when he’s needed — unlike Kevin!”

Now armed with this information, one has to wonder what Perry’s true purpose is? If Britney really needed hired help, I am 100% sure she can afford someone knowledgeable! So what’s the deal here? Better yet, what does Kev think of all of this? Also according to MSNBC.com, K-Fed is fed up with Perry. “[Federline] doesn’t like that this guy is taking care of his baby,” an “insider” told Insider Magazine. “He feels like Britney is throwing it in his face.” Then to top it all off, reports are saying that Britney has gotten ultimate revenge by redecorating the house by ditching Federline’s beloved black leather furniture in favor of a “1950s boudoir” look she favors. “She’s using pink, cream and apricot silk, lace and feathers,” reports the insider. “[Kevin] claims that he can’t think in the house any more and it’s affecting his music. [He] is complaining that the place is ‘some high-school chick's bedroom.’” Wait to go Brit! Now if you could just decide to kick him to the curb and stop having his children you’d be in great shape!