Kellie Pickler: CAUGHT in LIES!!

The web site VFTW has reported catching Kellie Pickler in some B-I-G lies! Apparrently Kellie is not the innocent little girl, it’s all a big act! Check out what VFTW uncovered:

KELLIE'S LIE #1: "I've barely sung in front of people before."

This is completely false and, frankly, we are surprised that very few people have called her on this one. Kellie has, indeed, sung in front of people and is no stranger to the stage. Eventually, she even changed her statement to "I've only sang in the shower before", which is an even lamer lie. Kellie won a county beauty pageant when she was 17 and subsequently competed to become Miss North Carolina. Oh, and her talent at both pageants? It wasn't baton twirling. Do 'Broken Wing' and 'Independence Day' sound familiar to you? And in beauty pageants, don't they wear fake eyelashes? The kind Kellie was talking about never having worn before? That's not all. Just last year, Kellie competed in a North Carolina version of American Idol called Gimme the Mike! which had a large audience. She won 2nd place after singing a bum note (Kellie, sing a bum note? Never!) and had plenty of television exposure on this show as well. She also sang at the opening of evil empire Walmart in her hometown. No matter how you slice it, that's more than just "in the shower". It's obvious that by pretending that she has never sung in front of an audience before, Kellie can use nerves as her excuse for singing poorly when that's probably not the case at all.


KELLIE'S LIE #2: "What's calamari? What's a spinach salad? What's salmon?"

Kellie Pickler is known for saying stupid things on television. "What's a ballsy?" comes to mind. No one is stupid enough to ask that. No one except fake Kellie. We decided to do a little investigation to find out just how backwoods Kellie's home town of Albemarle, North Carolina really is. Wait a minute... JD Shuckers has salmon AND calamari on the menu. That must just be a fluke though. Let's try another restaurant. How about The Boardroom? Oh hey, it says they have spinach salads and salmon. It could just be a coincidence though. How about 304 Pontiac Pointe? They have calamari too, and they've even recently named it after Kellie. Miss Pickler has to have been to one of these restaurants at some point in her life and seen these items on the menu, if not seen people eat them. One angry North Carolinan writes in reply to EW's Pop Watch
"I'm from North Carolina and it makes me sick that this girl is representing us. Contrary to popular belief we eat salmon, spinach and calamari and we know the difference between a minx and a mink. It's amazing that while she's getting her fake tan, teeth whitened and hair done that she has never run across SALMON before.
Touché, intelligent North Carolinan. Touché.

KELLIE'S LIE #3: "I'm just so gosh darn likeable."

Many people love Kellie because she's so likeable. We've been told by many people, though, that Kellie is no peach in real life. First, TMZ.com has reported that Kellie is becoming fairly arrogant in Hollywood, telling the chef that he's lucky be cooking for her. Bitterwaitress.com also has an account from a waitress who wasn't happy with Kellie's dinner party:
Okay, [Kellie] was with 5 other people, a couple of which I recognized as American Idol contestants and the others I didn't recognize. She was mouthy and condescending and just all around bitchy. She bitched at me because we didn't have the right bottled water, and then she sent her food back. On top of that, a crappy tip.
Sounds like someone's head is getting pretty big. Kellie is also rumored to have pissed off Paula. MSNBC reports:
“Paula is a little irked that Kellie is acting as if she doesn’t need her,” an ‘Idol’ insider told the mag. “Kellie has got Simon’s vote, so Paula feels Kellie is working Simon and not bothering with her.”
Pickler certainly has Simon's vote, as well as it seems his one gun salute. Simon is either smitten by the minx's looks or her marketability, but the so called "honest" judge has been less than honest after her performances. "How Far" was a vocal mess, yet he praised her anyway. Who knows what's going on between the two of them, but apparently it has alienated Paula.


KELLIE'S LIE #4: "I don't know what I'm doing."

The naive act that Kellie puts on every week is starting to wear a little thin for most viewers, because it hardly seems genuine anymore. She has been repeating "I'm a mink" almost every single week just to get more attention on camera, even when everyone else tires of her antics. It seems that Kellie wasn't even naive back in high school, where PhillyBurbs.com reports her prom dress looked a little too R-rated for comfort. I highly doubt Miss "I Don't Have Much of a Lovelife" didn't know what she was doing in a barely there prom dress. Reporter Dave McGurgan states:
"The scantily-clad Pickler allegedly wore nothing more than a skimpy halter top with a low-rise, barely-there bottom to her prom. The outfit shows off what appears to be Kellie's pierced belly button, her flat stomach and her sultry, curvy teen bod. Experts agree: She's hot!"
This, my friends, is what we call a minx. The same article also has a picture of Kellie's high school yearbook, where her father writes
"Your smile, singing, and witty ways have helped me through some tough times."
I thought she only sang in the shower, though. How can her singing have helped him through hard times if she never did in front of anyone? And who would describe the Kellie that we see on television as witty? Her stupid act is anything but witty. Of course, that's because Kellie probably knows exactly what she's doing. When Kellie won the 2004 Miss Stanly County Pageant Crown, her grandfather, Ken Morton, was there to watch. Fayetteville Online has a quote from Morton, saying
“Her platform [in the pageant] was you don’t have to be a product of your environment. And that’s where she went with it.”
That's a pretty worthwhile and interesting platform. The Kellie we know, though, wouldn't even be able to pronounce the word en-vie-er-ment. And if you don't have to be a product of your environment, doesn't that include acting like a hick on television because you're from North Carolina? Kellie seems to have completely discarded this advice to play up that she is merely a product of her environment. Her tough, tough (daddy's in jail), very tough (mom left me), oh so tough (did I mention dad in jail?) environment. Finally, Kellie also admitted during a show clip that she didn't know who Stevie Wonder was, but prior to that she started crying, tears streaming down, when Stevie first walked into the room. So either she's lying about knowing who Stevie is or she started crying for absolutely no reason. Either way, that's pretty dumb.


KELLIE'S LIE #5: "I should be the American Idol because I deserve it."

Miss Kellie Pickler has reminded us at every turn that her mother left her, that her father is in jail, and that she lives with her grandfather. Isn't it a bit presumptuous to say that you "deserve" something that everyone else is working for as well? Brenna Gethers lost two fathers in her life, and Idol did not play up this story one bit. Neither did Brenna. Melissa McGhee also had both of her parents in jail, and she never brought it up on the show either. Interestingly enough, Melissa made a bit of a reference to this in her biography on the official Idol website, but it was then taken down. Kellie's information remains intact. Kellie also seems to have had some good fortune in her "difficult" life. Jade9, who blogs on the official Idol message board, writes about a comment sent to her
Did any of you know she went to an expensive dance school? She has won the Miss Stanly County Pageant which includes scholarship money, endorsements, advertising spots and many more incentives.
If that's right, then it seems like Kellie isn't as down on her luck as she wants us to believe. Kellie also decided to fly her favorite hairstylist from Charlotte in to do her hair for country night. Her stylist's price per cut? $300. If Kellie can afford that, she's better off that most of us.


KELLIE'S LIE #6: "I don't have much of a love life."

VFTW has received tips from many sources that lead us to believe that Kellie has indeed had a love life, one that she was allegedly not afraid to use and exploit. While we don't have any explicit details yet, we think we might know who does. The National Enquirer published an article on April 17 that talked about Kellie and her ex-boyfriend from high school. The article says that Chris Ussery (her ex-boyfriend) was still upset about the breakup. VFTW has received a tip that Chris models for a website called Guysdivine.com and that it might be worth asking about his relationship with Kellie during his live webcam chats on the site. Chris's next scheduled chat on the site is this Thursday 4/20, and if anyone wants to join up there, I'm sure that's a great untapped resource for Kellie Pickler stories. Here is a picture of Chris from the preview on the site.


Well, folks, there you have it. You may not believe some of this, but almost all of it is well documented, and some of the information cannot be disputed. Kellie has lied about her singing experience, she has been caught lying numerous times about other topics, and she is definitely laying it on thick for the viewers. Not even Kelly Bundy was this dense.

All of this leads us to one conclusion: Kellie Pickler's true self will have to eventually come out, either on the show or in real life. So keep voting for Pickler, because Idol deserves this fake girl if they continue to pimp her made up stories even after obviously doing background checks on her. Oh Kellie, did you think we wouldn't find out? Maybe she doesn't deserve half the credit we're giving her after all.